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tears of a clown....
Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says the treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up. The man bursts into tears. “But doctor … I am Pagliacci.”
imthecritic: yungflightbeezy: thatkidwithretros: bumsandbowties: frohzenmoments: desirouslengths: that-girl-in-the-window: itsqueengeorge: ireblog4weed: What the Fuck Nigga!!! WHATTTTTTTTTT whoa! So…you’re telling me superman is real. What the fuck lol WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?! HOLY SHIT THIS NIGGA IS MY IDOL!!!! Evan Longoria can fuck my bitch !! OMG!!!
famousregrets: I wake up, listen to rap, and make a video of me singing along. I’m way to bored with life she know real music